Do you think if I wrote the bio department and said I was vegan, they wouldn't make me attend Mammalian Physiology lab?

The thought of stabbing blindly around the peritoneal cavity with a 20 gauge needle in order to withdraw 5ccs of blood, while our oddly albino rat seizes to death, leaking urine all over the table, has me ready to start an animal-product-free diet. Fine print in the university catalogue: physiology deals with live organisms.... anatomy is dead ones. Oops.

I'm in the wrong major.